California hot plate 

Is when you take a crap on a womens chest then titty fuck her till ya bust.

Ask the old lady if she wanted to go out and eat, she said only if ya know a lkace serving up my favorite, the california hot plate to go.

California hot plate by SAN FERNANDO FACE FUCK October 22, 2019

california roll 

n.
1)sushi ordered in Japanese restaurants by white people or virgin sushi eaters
2)contains imitation crab meat, avacado, mayo, cucumber, seasame seeds, dried seaweed, wrapped inside white rice (no raw fish)

whitey #1: "eeewww yuck raw fish, i don't eat bait that's like totally gross. can i order a hot dog or burger."

yuppie: "order some california rolls, it's like as cool as yoga and the other asian crap i think i know about to appear to be cultured and sophisticated when all i'm doing is following some stupid trend started by celebrities."

california roll by Paulo Y. October 5, 2004

california crabwalk 

When you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. You then have to crabwalk (you're on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don't spill any cum.

My friend Andrew had to do the california crabwalk so he wouldn't leak his load juice on the carpet.

california crabwalk by kortmann May 20, 2007

California sucker punch 

When the weather in California goes from a few day of heat(or cold) to the opposite leaving you saying "what the fuck is up with the weather?!?!"

What the hell man?!!? It was 98 yesterday and sunny as hell and today it's 65 and cloudy. Fuckin' california sucker punch

California sucker punch by Stauder April 22, 2009

California Cruiser 

Stoner, pothead, or frequent cannabis-user; a high person, someone who is really baked (from having just completed a roadie).

Jeff (devil-eyed and reeking of dank): "Dude, where is your bathroom?"

Gas station attendant 1: "Down the hall on your left."

Gas station attendant 2: "Looks like we got ourselves a California Cruiser."

Gas station attendant 1: "YEAUP!"

California Cruiser by juanvaldez213 May 19, 2010

California YMCA Youth and Governemnt

Awesome. It can not be beat. Truthfully, this is the greatest teen program to ever grace this planet. High Schoolers model the California state government, and seemingly accomplish more than the people in the real positions

Are you in California YMCA Youth and Governemnt?
Of course I am, all the cool kids are.

I am from NorCal, where it's hella cold.

That last Governor's election was close, that is just why I love Y&G!

California YMCA Youth and Governemnt by capitolfreak May 13, 2011

California cupcake 

when a girl/guy is blowing you and right before you cum they put there nostril on your weinar hole and snort out the cum

dude this girl gave me such an awesome bj yesterday and finished with a California cupcake

California cupcake by BlackHoleSlam October 29, 2011