When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.
I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.
by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009
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Also goes for 'East Coast' definitions.
Also goes for 'East Coast' definitions.
East Coast, West Coast. Just accept they're different and have their own qualities, and equal (if not more so) flaws.
So many more important things to talk about people.
So many more important things to talk about people.
by Nate08 March 3, 2007
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The act of finding and enlarging the clitoris for heightened sexual pleasure.
Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.
The term " Coastguarding " comes from the "search and rescue " of the clitoris.
Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.
The term " Coastguarding " comes from the "search and rescue " of the clitoris.
by phil279 September 26, 2011
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Mary was always in to me but she was fat. So when she told me she was moving away i thought before she goes i would finally hook up with her and give her a Coast Guard goodbye.
by Labia Puncher January 8, 2011
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Drug Stopping/Seizure
Envoironmental Protection
Search and Rescue
Homeland Defense
I consider this to be a pretty valuable asset of the US military, but often wonder why it hasn't been incorporated into our Navy.
Drug Stopping/Seizure
Envoironmental Protection
Search and Rescue
Homeland Defense
I consider this to be a pretty valuable asset of the US military, but often wonder why it hasn't been incorporated into our Navy.
Fisherman 1: "Oh crap, out boat is sinking!!!"
Fisherman 2: "Sweet! Here comes the Coast Guard to save our asses!"
Fisherman 2: "Sweet! Here comes the Coast Guard to save our asses!"
by MFrancis May 13, 2005
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by kayakerkid88 June 4, 2005
Get the Maine Coast Semester mug.Overboiling anger in response to a stimulus that is intended to provoke a compassionate response. A more robust relative of Compassion Fatigue, which may also be followed by Rage Fatigue.
"When that guy asked me 'Big Isssue, sir? Would you like to help the homeless', I screamed at him 'don't fucking try and socially engineer me with your claim that giving you £1.40 is going to solve homelessness!' I'm normally such a nice guy. I don't understand myself. Maybe it was compassion rage."
by Punanimal May 15, 2006
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