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conversate 

While conversate is technically an accepted synonym for converse, the verb tends to be favored by members of the population with IQ's that are generally well below average. This typically includes gangsta rappers, graffiti artists, and short, bald-headed asian men who work in the finance field, but believe themselves to be "thuggish".
I like to conversate with my new york financial partners this mornin'.
conversate by Fred Bagel February 13, 2009
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Conversation Quarterback 

Someone who can easily run a conversation, like a quarterback runs an offense. Will make you either easy to talk to, or just make people want to punch you in the face.
Example #1:

Jen: I don't think I can go out with Steve, I'm too shy to talk.

Beth: Don't worry, he's such a conversation quarterback, he'll make it easy for you.


Example #2:

Dude: Man, fuck Brent! He's such a conversation quarterback that he won't let you get a word!

Conversational Plagarism 

When someone says something that you have previously said and tries to pass it off as their own. You either hear about it from whoever they said it to or you overhear them saying it. Can be extremely irritating, especially if you're the sort of person who dislikes making a scene and doesn't want to call them on it.
Tom: Did you know that (insert interesting fact here)?
Dick: Wow, really? That's so interesting...

LATER

Harry: Did you know that (insert same interesting fact here)
Tom: Yeah, did I tell you that?
Harry: No, Dick did. He's so interesting.
Tom: MOTHERFUCKER!! That's conversational plagarism right there...

conversational chaos 

What happens when a group of people get together and all try to talk at the same time.
The ladies of "The View" hone their skills in conversational chaos on each episode.

Conversave 

When someone has been left out of a conversation but is still standing there awkwardly not saying anything, a conversave is where you go over and relieve their silent misery.
Chatting people: "Bla bla bla in joke etc etc"

Left out person "..."

Conversaver: "Hey how are you..."

No longer left out person: "Thanks for the conversave!"
Conversave by Fake Name lol March 23, 2010

Conversationable 

A person whom you could conversate with in a particular language.
I would say i'm conversationable when it comes to japanese.

broke conversation 

a conversation when not much is said; akward conversations
person1:hey wats up
person2:nothing much,you?
Person1:just chillin
person2:ok...this is a broke conversation