Not Anti-God, but Anti-Christ

When opponents of Christianity are hell-bent to devaluing Jesus’ deity, the cross, and His power to forgive all sins, by telling others that Jesus is not the Son of God, but just one of the prophets in the Bible—the lie that their place in paradise is dependent on their good deeds and performing lifelong rituals on earth to an impersonal God rather than through their faith in Jesus’ grace alone and establishing a personal relationship with Him.

It’s not surprising that many religious leaders, who are not anti-God, but anti-Christ, wouldn’t want their followers to know that Jesus’ blood shed on the cross (and not the blood of bulls and goats) is able to forgive all their sins and cleanse them from all unrighteousness, and that through His grace (unmerited favor) by faith (and not through works and rites) that they have eternal life.

by MathPlus July 4, 2021

Praise Google Christ!

When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.

I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!

by MDub75 September 11, 2013

anakin christ

The name that several have given to Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars series, due to the parallels of his character and Jesus Christ.

1. Both were "immaculately" concevied. Jesus by the Holy Spirit, and Anakin by the Midichlorians.

2. Both were prophesized to be the savior of their people. Jesus for mankind's sins, and Anakin to destroy the sith and bring balance to the force.

Anakin's fall to the darkside would be like saying Jesus Christ refuted God, and sided with Satan and the demons of hell.

by Lon September 5, 2005

Charlie Christ

The owner of the worst game on Roblox, Stepford County Railway. Its community is full of underage fanboys and fangirls who go absolutely insane when SCR releases a new update. Charlie Christ is also the owner of the Stepford County Railway OnlyFans page, where SCR fanboys may wank to its fleet of paper trains, which look absolutely disgusting and are taken from MTG. However, its staff, developers and the majority of the community think they are fantastic and absolutely amazing.

God save Charlie Christ, our dearest Lord and Saviour, the absolute legend, and his biggest simp, Samproductions, otherwise known as Simpproductions, Winner of the 2020 Most Warnings Given award, as well as his other simps, JiveOff, also known as JerkOff or Jackoff, who banned words such as "Leak" and "Sources", to prove his loyalty, IslandLine, who warned hundreds of people for absolutely no reason or for the slightest mistake. He also banned many for absurd reasons such as "And you're gone" and "Goodbye".

by charlie christ worshipper April 16, 2021

Jesus Christ

God's son who took the punishment, (Dying) you and I deserve for our sins. He did this because he loves us, so that we could be forgiven and have a relationship (like a father to a son, a best friend, a teacher, a helper, etc.) with him and have eternal life. John 3: 16 - "For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son so that whoever might believe in him will not perish but have eternal life."

Repent and turn from your sins. Jesus Christ will forgive you.

Jesus Christ loves you personally

Jesus Christ saved you from death

Jesus Christ wants you to get to know him, he already knows you.

by A Child of God. February 10, 2021

Jesus Christ Handles

Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.

" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"

by Zippyvr6 April 9, 2009

jesus christ is my nigga

jesus christ is a nigger

Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
So I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
Woo!

by man fucker May 22, 2019