A ridiculously, obnoxiously color-coordinated fixed gear or single speed bike. The builder of the bike has spent all effort on the bike's visual appeal, with little or no regard to performance or practical riding aspects.
Common features include more than three different bright neon colors, custom painted spokes/rims, custom strung spoke patterns or "twisted" spokes, colored chains and chainrings, colored grips/bartape etc.
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Common features include more than three different bright neon colors, custom painted spokes/rims, custom strung spoke patterns or "twisted" spokes, colored chains and chainrings, colored grips/bartape etc.
See tarck bike
Rolling down the street on his checkered deep V's with red spokes to match his oury's and red hubs mounted to a frame detailed with a red, white, and blue fade, he flicked his chin up and basked in the radiance of his candy bike's glory.
by cherry vanilla July 24, 2010
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Me: "my boyfriends soo yummy!"
You: "ew"
Me:"noooo he's a candy boyfriend!"
You: "oh. Your so cool and lucky!"
You: "ew"
Me:"noooo he's a candy boyfriend!"
You: "oh. Your so cool and lucky!"
by Konosk April 19, 2011
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Balls. Junk. The stuff hanging from yer hips, if youre a guy. (or some girls too. All depends.) The male sex organs. They can sometimes be smelly.
Gays will find any excuse to lick the musky candy sack of another man, so now the gays are openly walking around with mistletoe strategically placed above their holly jollies in hopes that trains of suckling street homos will line up to give their package a peck under their zipper’s mistletoe. --christwire.org
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The Rock: the rock says, go back to supercuts and get your $5 back you roody poo, candy ass jabronie.
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