bum lay

someone who is bad in bed.
ie...just lays theres, cannot take a hint,
refuses to follow suggestions, a person you would
never sleep w/ again.

i slept with this guy last night, && omg, he was such a bum lay.

by lustnpixxxiedust March 21, 2008

bum boy

A young male who is often seen limping the morning after

That bum boy took a big one last night

by Edward Lyne September 23, 2005

ski bum

one who works for low pay in exchange for benefits for example free skipasses or the coveted multi area season's pass as well as good deals on gear. as always the best things in life are free. this type usually supports itself in the off season by planting trees or other things sometimes in the bathroom/attic. occasionally these people will engage in activities to simulate skiing ie dragiing your buddy behind an f350 down a dirt road on 206 dynamic skis and a water ski rope

bill w. is such a ski bum he is a 32 year old ski tuner/"farmer" whose life consists of only two things skiing and waiting to go skiing.

by just another bum August 24, 2006

bum chunder

a rapid and violent excretion as as a result of drinking in excess .

often described as a hangover shit : picture your bum throwing up .

essentially a nightmare for shared toilets .

-"i just saw Commi running down the corridor with a look of sheer panic on her face".

-"too right , she went out last night, that'll be the first BUM CHUNDER of today . lets hope she makes it to the loos" .

by lanky83 January 15, 2011

bum fudgicals

Bits of poo you find in your pants which you never knew about

I found some treasure in my boxers , I took them off and found some bum fudgicals, fantastic

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

bum fruit

The fruit of the bum. Droppings

I am off to the Crapper to drop a bunch of bum fruit.

My bum fruits are ripe, I must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of bum fruit).

Jay: *fart*
Emma: Oh god, that stinks Jay! Go to the toilet!
Jay: I couldn't possibly
Emma: Why!?
Jay: They (bum fruits) have yet to ripen.
Emma: You stinky bastard.

Bum fruits of the forest - When one lays down a selection of Bum fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).

This in turn can become a bum fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.

If you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your bum fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. Do not offer these bum fruits to friends.

by Jaydentaku January 18, 2007

Bum Rope

Poo.

I'm sorry I'm late, I had to cut a length of bum rope.

by Doggsy April 14, 2009