Coal Burning Faith

(n) term used to describe the antiquated and outdated belief system of any faith that has failed to account for societal change and human evolution.

Hank: So where does "writing malware" fall under the Ten Commandments?
Jebidiah: Well, um, err...
Hank: Yeah, I don't think your coal burning faith has an understanding of how society works these days. Perhaps you can pray to McAfee or Norton to save you from virtual damnation...

by Jaq Lemur February 3, 2010

brunning

bunning + running = brunning, or, to brun. it's free running, aka parkour, but stoned. note: always attempt above a soft surface.

brunning makes me catch bare jokes.

by Judge Fudge September 19, 2008

burning desire

Another porno game for the Atari 2600 made by PlayAround in which you play as a naked man who hangs from a helicopter. There is a woman you must save by having her grab onto your penis with her mouth.

Burning Desire was made by PlayAround, also known as Mystique.

by Alexi August 28, 2003

burning rectal syndrome

when the rectal area has a firey feel and cause discomfort to the owner of the rectum usually caused after spicy food and dune kune curry

I have burning rectal syndrome from when i got anally penetrated by the dune last night.

by poopbutt696969 June 3, 2008

broning

contrary to popular and idiotic belief, broning is when you do anything that's related to mlp, whether its watching the show, writing stories, listening to songs, or clopping

also said as Broned, or bronied

Bronie: I was broning SO hard last night
non-bronie: you had gay sex?
Bronie: no you fucking moron, I watch mlp, get your damn facts straight you nitwit

by PokemonLover69 April 9, 2015

burning rage

best clan on runescape instead of fighting they watch you burning in hell

omg have heard about burning rage?i was fighting one of them and out of no were i got burning raged!.

by mike12344 October 20, 2008

burning calories

1. any good performance

1. That fiddle player, last night, was really burnin' calories.

by otay May 20, 2005