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Brock

An innocent child of god that has a plan of destroying man-kind once and for all after brain washing every human into thinking that he's such an innocent child. He says he has a clean past but he is clearly hiding something... Something evil......
Person 1: Bro have you seen how innocent Brock is?
Person 2: Yeah bro! He's so innocent I don't know how he is so innocent!
Person 3: He's hiding something
Person 1: Fuck off Brock isn't hiding anything! He's an innocent child of god
by better qwintuples October 3, 2020
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brocrastinating

The act of doing bro like activities while important tasks or jobs await.
Today I was supposed to write a paper, but instead I spent the whole day brocrastinating by going to the gym, wearing a sleeveless shirt, joining a frat, and flexing my muscles numerous times.
by Tpep13 February 4, 2010
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broclamation point!!!

adding the word BRO! to the end of a sentence to sound like a badass.
more commonly used broclamation point!!!

You owe me five bucks, BRO!

I had to go the store to get my chick tampons, BRO!
by slappinfish August 15, 2010
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Brocision

To reach a decision amongst the bros. Usually achieved through mutual brosent (consent amongst bros), or through lack of concern of what shall go down as long as the bros are present.
Lets reach a brocision in light of our dilemma. Joel is 21 but doesnt have ID so we have to leave northside, what shall we do next? Lets hit the bowling alley/most happening spot in Martinsville, next to walmart and cousin fornication. Glad we could come to a brocision guys this place is the tits/boss/bomb.com. Low four! Turn up the country tunes while I trip on this Klonopin!
by Carlton925198950 June 30, 2011
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Brocita

Hey brocita want to get some coffee later?
by Late night talker October 19, 2018
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Brock

Brock is fucking dead
by Deadasabrog March 17, 2020
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steamed broccoli

it smells like steamed broccoli outside
by yoyoyowussupgurl March 6, 2017
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