Breakfast Sammy

When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.

Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

McRusky Breakfast

shove a rusk up your girlfiends arse, piss on the rusk and then arse fuck her to make it mushy. Suck the soft rusk out using a McDonalds straw.

I had a McRusky Breakfast this morning. My girlfriend went to work with a limp.

by Hungry Horrace October 31, 2008

martian breakfast

When a guy pleasures a girl with his tongue after consuming an entire bag of pop rocks.

It felt amazing last night when Brandon gave me a martian breakfast.

by Moe Tongue March 1, 2009

Bull Breakfast

Nothings better than starting you day with a can of red Bull and a side of flapjacks( or any breakfast food works very well as a milk substiute in cereal)

I woke ups this morning so tired so i had a bull breakfast

by Jessyb93 March 17, 2009

December Breakfast

The small shape of chocolate found in some advent calenders during the month of December.

I wish I hadn't got my advent calender from poundland this year. My December Breakfast tastes like Rudolf shat in my mouth.

by Perkstain December 11, 2009

cock breakfast

like breakfast. only with cock

"we have no money left"
"hmm, i guess we'll have to have a cock breakfast"

by kiwi42 November 16, 2011

Egyptian Breakfast

When you cream pie in a persons arse at night then perform oral sex in the morning eating last nights ejaculate.

Don’t fancy a Barnsley bacon butty, filled up on an Egyptian Breakfast this morning.

by Luke Oats January 13, 2018