Brakence

Guy came from the future and now killing the game like Trunks. Maybe gonna fuck his past self, he gon~ decide in the past

You really dont know who brakence is?

I do but i thought he wasnt born yet wtf

by mntlchld October 6, 2021

beatin the brakes

action phrase used in conjunction with an item such as "beatin' the brakes off that bitch" used to describe an extensive one-sided match or some other action of an aggressive nature

Ryan: "Man you ain't neva in yo life beat down a muthaphucka."

Dave: "As a matter of fact, last night I told this punk he betta get his Nikes cause I'm fast as lightning and I was fin to be beatin the brakes off that bitch."

by Alex McKeagan March 4, 2008

Bakeshow

1.Some who smokes so much weed that they smoked themselves retarted

2.A time when a group of people come together to smoke weed together

1.Reid smokes so much weed that he smoked himself retarted and he's definitely a BAKESHOW

2.Before we went to the party we had a BAKESHOW with 5 blunts and 2 bongs going around

by BigSexy May 28, 2006

Bake A Wicked

Geordie phrase used in multiple contexts to mean:

a. Leaving promptly.
b. 'whatever'
c. an expletive

a. Ben: This bar is fookin' crap like, a wanna leave.
Steve: aye man, let's bake a wicked!

b. q: whadda us wanna do tonight like?
a: bake a wicked mate!
a: alreet let's get blotto!

c. q: ah look mate, sunderland ave scored!
a: fook, bake a wicked.

by boredgeordie October 2, 2006

Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

Bakercation

A Bakercation is an involuntary and unpaid leave from work due to disciplinary action taken by your employer.

I could really use a vacation but I don't have any vacation days left. Maybe I can get a Bakercation for a few days.

by santaclauseiscoming February 19, 2011

Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011