Cosmic Bowling

Something unexplainable and unimaginable. Truly a phantom activity, the specifics of cosmic bowling are best left unnamed, as they could change everything. Forever.

What's cosmic bowling? Maybe instead of asking that, you should ask yourself about the kind of questions you're asking and the risks you're taking.

by Big Punsiher April 27, 2006

dog-bowling

The act of using the tongue to stimulate the vagina, as if a dog licking water from a bowl; cunnilingus.

He threw her legs over his shoulders and started dog-bowling her.

by Ikki August 10, 2006

browsing tools

Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing

The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

naked bowling

during a camping trip or other event when there are multiple men or women sleeping in sleeping bags together and one of the people yells "NAKED BOWLING" and then gets out of the bag and rolls over the other sleepers.

Note: all sleepers must b of the same gender

man i can't believe kyle went naked bowling in the tent last week, my mouth was open and everything

by 07 Sr. Mens Swim December 5, 2007

Chinese Bowling

Be warned: A Dirty Sanchez isn't quite as vulgar as Chinese bowling! This is one phrase that might actually be too dirty for Urban Dictionary. It required lot's of grease(not lube), feathers, and a beaded necklace. ...you may want to have lot's of paper towels on hand as well.

Many people prefer to light incense when they do this to cover up some of the odor.

The act is usually initiated via an unusual invitation like a hidden message in a fortune cookie.

"I had to throw burn my sheets after last night. We went Chinese Bowling!

by Official Science Person December 7, 2010

bowling

The act of getting a blow job while sitting on the toilet.

I went bowling with my girlfriend last night, and accidentally, I let one slip out.

by M Mullett April 10, 2008

bowlingballish

The overweight guy at work that tries to look for a new look and suddenly shows up to work one day with a shaved head. His extra weight and double chin helps to round out his entire head making it seem 'bowlingballish' in shape.

Wow, did you see Sean today? He shaved his head! It makes him look rather distinguished and bowlingballish!

by Florida Sunshine November 13, 2009