boober

a mentally ill gay person aka a ranboo stan

omg look that person is wearing ranboo merch they must be a boober

by boober420 December 25, 2021

Boobery

1. Shinanigans, often used to describe a random plot of events

Related items:

1. Malboobery: bad shinanigans
2. Proboobery: good shinanigans
3. Proboobero: a human who does good shinanigans

4. Malboobero: a human who does bad shinanigans

"Sorry I'm late, a lot of boobery came up."

-anonymous

"Fredrickson, quit your malboobery and come over here this instant!"

-Queen of England

"I just went to a Save The Trees march. You know, that kind of proboobery and shit."

-YouTuber

"I consider myself a proboobero. I'm a good human, I promise."

-Tinder

"Your mom is a malboobero."
-Todd (just random old Todd)

by Orange Florange April 3, 2022

Boomer Tech

Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"

This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.

See also "internet of shit"

They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.

by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022

boomercoin

bitcoin. called this because bitcoin is an incredibly basic crypto currency with next to zero features. mostly followed by tech illiterates and boomers who think bitcoin is all of crypto

hey look Fox News are now advertising bitcoin to their 50 year old trump supporting viewers, it has truly has become a boomercoin

by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022

Boomer Truth

A Boomer Truth is a statement or sentiment that was true (or less false) around the time the Baby Boomers were in their 20s and 30s but is now wildly untrue or out of touch. While one does not have to be a Boomer to believe a Boomer Truth, it requires a level of ignorance about modern life that often comes with being a Boomer.

"Well, when I was your age, I could afford a car, and house and support a family working only one job. You just need to work harder."

"Save me your Boomer Truth, Grandpa. I've heard it all before."

by Sir Fluffy Bunny VII September 27, 2023

equal boobertunist

noun: a person who loves any and all boobs.
one who does not discriminate amongst breasts; big, small, flat, saggy, long, lumpy, wrinkled--they are all awesome.

He's a equal boobertunist. He loves all boobs, in spite of size or age.

by silvertulie October 5, 2010

stealth bomber

A rare combination of stealth boobs and stealth ass. We are talking about a girl who at first looks like nothing special and then, one day, without warning, you realize she has beautifully large tits AND a beautifully large ass. The only thing that goes through your mind before you decide you absolutely need to fuck her is how did she hide all of that for long??

I used to think that chick was average, but then I realized underneath that sweat-suit she was hiding gold. God damnit I wanna fuck that stealth bomber.

by Stealth Seeker June 5, 2011