Baeden

Baeden is a very sexy guy with a 8 inch cock, he is always down for a quick fuck and likes to drink cokes.

Oh look there is baeden, hes always got his cock out.

by loltarfgh September 20, 2020

All sorts of boned up

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.

- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "

by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011

Board Attack

A sudden and very severe shock that happens to the motherboard of your mobile phone, without any reason, rendering it completely and utterly useless and causing you to lose every data that was stored in that device.

Guy A: Bro, my phone just died on me!
Guy B: What? How does that happen?
Guy A: It just had a Board Attack, without any reason. WTF!

by Syriano September 17, 2014

Diving Board Effect

When a male's penis slips out of a tight vagina and proceeds to bounce up and down for a period of time

I was fucking this chick after prom and her pussy was so tight it made my dick slip out and flung up and down causing a diving board effect

by Jose Querrhole May 30, 2009

sandwich board

a message/ad carried by a person composed of two boards on both sides.

A crazy guy was going down the street in a sandwich board saying that the wold was going to end

by The hardest button to button February 14, 2010

Minghawks On Board

Two girls (myself and a friend) doing stupid stunts to create a film to share with friends.

Josh: Did you hear about the Minghawks On Board DVD?
Alex: Yeah! I can't wait to see it!
Josh: Same here!

by MinghawkGirl1 July 19, 2009

cheese on a board

Someone or somebody who isn't worth the time of day.
A trivial, unimportant topic of discussion that should promptly be dismissed for sheer stupidity and lack of depth and meaning.

"These hos ain't shit but cheese on a board."

by Cal_Pal June 8, 2016