Fuck me I'm so bored

Sentence usually used when one is bored and randomly types "Fuck me I'm so bored" in on Google. He/She/It usually has no idea what to do, and this will not help.

"I don't know what to do.. Fuck me I'm so bored"

by Flexxed June 28, 2017

boredom

A disease that, if not cured, leads to chronic masturbation.

Gosh, I'm so bored. My computer's broke, I didn't pay my cable bill, and I don't have anything to do. Only boredom. Hmm.... porno... yea... sounds pretty good right now...

by Lord Razzola February 18, 2008

boredom hunger

happens when u are extremely bored and have nothing to do but eat.

im so bored im starting to suffer from boredom hunger

by meeee09 April 29, 2009

I'm so fucking bored

the state of not having and or doing something interesting. Poeple tend to be agrivated at at being in this state, hence the "fucking."

Its a friday night and all my freinds are busy. I'm so fucking bored.

by Sabrina Smiot October 25, 2010

arctic boreholing

When your take a shit, freze it and then use it as a sex toy.

That arctic boreholing sesh was excellent jim!

by TJHTJH February 7, 2007

boredizzle

to be bored.
the cool way to say "i'm really bored"

Bob: Hey whats up?
Jon: not much, im boredizzle.

by Boredizzle_Masta December 4, 2007

boreisim

being bored as of nothing to do

Maddie: Mom, I'm suffering from boreisim.

Nici: Well read a book!

by singer201998 July 14, 2009