A brunette CONVINCED they are blond/e and everyone around them just doesn´t recognize that their hair consists entirely of golden locks.
Kensyn is such an undercover blond!
by GenesisDanny March 14, 2019
A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.
by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017
When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.
"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.
by Colewindz September 25, 2014
by HairGenius September 30, 2013
Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.
Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"
Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde
Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde
by 6 ft Blonde July 03, 2013
She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy
~Omg, i got SO MAD at my girl.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?
~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?
~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.
by Liferules420 July 14, 2023