Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
by Cal563 June 12, 2024
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Finger Blaster Master

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms
that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master
by coleramsme January 16, 2017
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Finger Blaster Master

One who is noticeably more talented at pleasing women with his/her fingers than others, particularly in the vaginal region.
"That man is a pleasure sage." "Yeah, he is a Finger Blaster Master"
by Bigtoesmcgee January 06, 2016
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Dong Blaster

Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.
"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.
by Blames Johns March 09, 2016
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Flavor Blaster

A flavor blaster is when someone eats to much flavor blasted gold fish that they mix and expload an extra large load of cum, shit and blood all over their partner
Their is nothing that matches a night with a Flavor Blaster, Damn was it messy...
by TimsterThePimpster June 20, 2018
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Hit blaster

A mainstream listener, Usually knows nothing about music, Also known as a music normie. Any true hit blaster will do the following:
-Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff
-Scared of anything above 150 BPM
-Claims they "listen to everything"

-Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore)
-Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers)
-Knows nothing about music
-Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song
-Probably 8-14 y/o
-Calls any EDM song Dubstep
Music expert: Hi, What's your favorite music genre?
Hit blaster: I listen to everything
Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky*
Hit blaster: *Dies*
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Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band*
Music expert: What's so indie about this?
Hit blaster: The style bro
Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label
by Solvo November 20, 2021
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Blasterous

"Shining bright and violently in your face"

" a face blast that's shining brightly
Vinny the moon looks blasterous tonight man"
by Outsideonthacorner July 03, 2023
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