Beef Whistle

A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.

The term was invented in the summer of 2000.

Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:

Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"

Beef Whistle by Fred October 25, 2004

beef peach 

a slang swear word and or exclamation or word used to describe subsitute anything.

mmm...look at that chicks beef peach.
Dude i just made the bigest beef peach.
Dude your beef peach is rancid.
Your moms a beef peach

beef peach by Erin Mae, Violet December 24, 2007

Beef Purse 

Noun, slang - The female genitalia.

Also: A purse in which beef products are carried.

EG1: "Wow, man, Kuniva's mother has a really loose beef purse!"

EG2: "Darn it! We're out of steaks, and the big barbecue is tonight! We don't have time to run to the store!" "Don't worry Jan, I have some steaks in my beef purse!"

Beef Purse by F.P. Bear December 20, 2008

beef anus roll 

hot dog

What's for dinner?

How 'bout a grilled beef anus roll?

Make that two!

beef anus roll by The Evil Boll Weevil January 25, 2011

Beef and Cheese Santa 

A Santa Claus impersonator who is obviously a fake.

This term was coined in the Will Ferrell's 2003 movie Elf, when he confronts the fake Santa at Gimbel's:

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

I wanted my child to take a picture with Santa, but the one at the mall is a total Beef and Cheese Santa, so we didn't go.

Beef and Cheese Santa by ThanksMurphy December 6, 2011

beef dagger 

n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badge or when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.

Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebook together?
Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!
Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.
Wife: Oh no, not again!
Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!

beef dagger by Terry Deary August 29, 2006

beef-flume 

a vagina

"your mother is a beef-flume"

beef-flume by anie July 25, 2003