by Lajopi 292 August 20, 2008
The Beaver of giving is a humanoid, rock-eating monster that dwells in the mountains. Despite his hulking, grotesque appearance, The Beaver is relatively peaceful. He is usually considered, perhaps superficially, to be of low intelligence, although there is no particular indication of this in the scriptures; in fact, there is evidence to the contrary, such as his ability to industrialize ahead of all the other races, in the Alfred Hitchcock film,"Oh Shit! We are all out of embalming fluid."
The Beaver of Giving is freed when you use the hammer of lazy to ground pound the tits off of the rusty floor diamond switch. He then gives you the stupid silver key of brussels, and tells zach's dad to get the fuck out of the house for a half hour, in the most polite way possible.
by ellsworthtoohey August 14, 2011
by JRD89 May 27, 2009
Someone who uses their ex for attention and would not have had a career without their ex . A person for whom flopping is like breathing
In other words , an attention seeking desperate person
In other words , an attention seeking desperate person
by Belieber forever December 28, 2020
The act of a female not trimming her vaginal area thus growing a trail of hair from her rear end to her vagina. Much as a Uni-Brow is to unkept eyebrows.
Man I was with this chic for the first time last night and wanted to show off my swirl skills but when i got down there she had the full Uni-Beaver going on.
by Master-Linguist March 13, 2009
A social gathering where attractive young women greatly outnumber the men.
Direct opposite of a Cockfest.
Direct opposite of a Cockfest.
Her party last night was a huge Beaver Creek! The ratio there must've been 5 hot girls for every guy!
by Justin Cyder January 14, 2011
When another person of any gender gets in the way of a woman's attempt to initiate sexual contact with another woman. This can be by distractions or their own sexual flirtations.
Dude, I was at the bar with Sheila and she totally started Beaver Damming me for that ginger chick in the corner! I won in the end though- who's the beaver dam now!!
by Spunky love December 16, 2010