rabid beaver

an extreme explosion of vaginal fluids as result of an orgasm aka squirter

Ryan met a waitress, went back to her apt. banged the shit out of her and thought she pissed on him when she came, but it was just a rabid beaver.

by Meat May 13, 2005

Grey Beaver

Old Vagina, in relation to Grey Pubic Hairs,
Laymen's terms: OLD PUSSY!!

Hey Granny, Gotta get me some of that "Grey Beaver!" - From "THE LORDS OF DOGTOWN"

by Kelton B. June 11, 2006

Beaver Bullet

An absorbant cylindrical tissue that a woman inserts in her vagina durring that time of the month.

I was working at Shoppers and the bastards made me fill up the beaver bullets.

by JohnnyVA December 16, 2008

BeastReality

A T.V. show or movie involving animals, that is setup to look like a reality show.

A few prime examples of this includes Meerkat Manor, Orangutan Island, Dark Days in Monkey City, and March of the Penguins.

Guy 1: "Dude are you watching Discovery Channel?"

Guy 2: "Yeah! Meerkat Manor is on! It's about the Whisker Family's trouble and struggle."

Guy 1: "Wait... Are those actual animals, WTF are you watching?"

Guy 2: "BeastReality."

by R-Ill May 16, 2009

bro beater

Function: noun
Pronunciation: ˈbrō ˈbē-tər

Inflected form(s): plural - bro beaters

1. A tank worn by Fratstars or Bros that displays how much the bro goes to the gym. 2. Either has some sort of arrangement of greek characters, a bro approved brand name written across the chest or oblique/side, and/or a further indication of daily gym sessions - such as but not limited to J & T (Jacked & Tan)

Bro 1:"Hey, broski. Tight bro beater. Did you hit the gym today?"

Bro 2:"I hit the gym everyday in my bro beater and you still ask me this question, brosef. But yea brohemian today was Back & Bis."

by nicktomyskin June 4, 2010

The Beaver Bunker

The female equivalent of the man cave. All the women get together and watch all their reality shows and gossip. They have the book club, and Tupperware parties in the Beaver Bunker.

The men went to watch the big game at the bar, so Carol invited all the ladies over to the Beaver Bunker for cocktails, where they all smiled and talked behind each others backs at the same time. They were watching hip hop wives Atlanta.

by Mrs. DT October 25, 2012

Buzzer Beater

Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.

“Drew died tragically, thankfully he hit a buzzer beater so his lineage survived.”

by Acrisper55 July 22, 2021