Ben 

Someone who you can not resist. Makes you feel alive and happy whenever you are with him. Will make a promise and then break it. You will like him, he won't like you. You will never be able to get over him even though he forgot about you.

Friend: Did he break his promise and forget about you already?
You: Yeah, he's such a Ben.

Ben by lkjhgfdsalkjhgfdsa August 27, 2013

Ben 

Ben has very small testicles and half a penis. He was born out of a cows leg. He drives a mongoose that lost his legs and they replaced it with wheels.

You look and act like a ben.

Ben by TritonTheBumbleBee June 5, 2014

Ben 

Noun
1)a slightly eccentric ninth grader who mispells words and enjoys subtle irony. ¡Qué wow!

2) Black Eternal Necropolis

3) Not an emo/homosexual

"Ben seems emo, until he laughs..."
"Ben is a slightly eccentric ninth grader who mispells words and enjoys subtle irony."

Ben by crazySOB250 January 15, 2008

Ben 

A very bloody ass whole with three cocks inside of it at the same time.

I heard Jessie had a Ben last night at that party, shit that must of hurt.

Ben by Sex Eating Machine January 2, 2009

Ben 

Likes small children. Has a hamster fetish. Has the sex drive of a Lemming. Looks that only Helen Keller could describe, Ben can usually be found in friend's drive-ways, beds, cars, or where ever he feels the need to pass out. Ben's greatest defense is crying himself to sleep naked in a dark corner. Ben cannot be trust when left alone for he has been known to pee on floors. Has a small penis, but tries to compensate for it with his humor.

Used in a sentence: God, that weirdo is such a Ben!

Ben by Haha.. Oh I think you know!!! February 17, 2010

Ben 

Most annoying little fuck out there. Generally looks like a monkey or chimpanzee.

"Hey did u see that monkey at the zoo?"
"Yeah it looked a lot like a Ben"

Ben by Kl_21 April 14, 2016

Ben 

The name is generally used as an insult.

"Dude, your cakes gone all Ben!"

Ben by Bobby Vilken January 12, 2009