A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included.
The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.
by Rono January 15, 2007
A female who will do anything for her man even though it makes her look stupid.
Or
A female who knows her man isn’t good but doesn’t wanna leave.
Or
A female who knows her man isn’t good but doesn’t wanna leave.
Samantha: damari cheated on me again
Danielle: you better not take him back
Samantha: he just texted me telling me to come outside, he’s taking me out to eat. Bye
Danielle: this bitch is such a man clown
Danielle: you better not take him back
Samantha: he just texted me telling me to come outside, he’s taking me out to eat. Bye
Danielle: this bitch is such a man clown
by jazzy_vilar September 22, 2018
"I don't know man"
It's used at the end of a long piece of advice just so that if the person takes the advice and things go wrong, the advice giver can't be blaimed for it.
It's used at the end of a long piece of advice just so that if the person takes the advice and things go wrong, the advice giver can't be blaimed for it.
by Accidental_discovery April 07, 2016
by Dyslexifier March 23, 2019
'Man like' is often used as a sort of exclamation upon greeting someone to re-affirm who that person. It can also be used to boost ones ego (including yourself)
Man like Bill Gates is out'ere doing his thing, stacking his papez.
or Man like (name) is looking HELLAFLY today
or Man like (name) is looking HELLAFLY today
by Don Rio March 06, 2014
Rancid bodily secretions that mingle in the cracks and folds around the male anus, ballsack and chode; creating pungent yet sickenly appealing scratch and sniff opportunities.
Though the cameras of the world were pointing his way, the German football manager couldn’t resist reaching deep inside his trousers to scoop up some of the sweaty discharge that had collected deep inside his arse crack. As he drew his gruby fingers towards his mouth he inhaled deeply, the intoxicating aroma of last nights spunk and this morning’s skid marks filled his nostrils. ‘Who cares about the score when you have all this delicious man muck collecting in your pants!?’ He sighed
by Herbert Schweffe October 31, 2018
A person (usually male) who most appreciates the breasts of a woman over other parts such as the legs or butt, sometimes to the point of obsession.
Male 1: DAMN! Look at the ass on that girl! Tell me you wouldn't tap that!
Male 2: Mmm, I dunno. I'm more of a boob man, and she's definitely lacking up top.
Male 2: Mmm, I dunno. I'm more of a boob man, and she's definitely lacking up top.
by Not-that-cool Guy October 31, 2011