Backlog of dishes

A pile of unwashed dishes that have been accumulating for days or even weeks in your kitchen sink. A dish-washing exercise that you just keep putting off until Doomsday, when it won't matter anymore anyway.

It usually ends up as a large Petri dish for growing a whole range of bacteria cultures and a hotbed for contagious diseases.

A: Who's gonna take care of that backlog of dishes? It keeps piling up, I can't get into the kitchen anymore!
B: Why don't we take an easy route and just blow it up with a kilo of dynamite?

by voicelove April 2, 2011

backdoor suprise

to bang someone anally without warning

i was making dinner and jim gave me a backdoor suprise

by jewmongler588 June 14, 2011

Backdoria

1. When a gay dude got AIDS.

2. Gay AIDS.

Moist ass Kevin got backdoria.

by ROBEMAN April 28, 2017

Pimping Backhand

Giving someone the backhand with rings on all fingers.

(Bitch talks shit or slaps ur neck)
(You give the bitch the pimping backhand)

by R.W.P September 23, 2011

Dutch backdoor

When u slide your nuts across a girls asshole with butt to butt

YO I do Dutch backdoored my sister

by Mr randy January 21, 2019

backdoor sweep

1. To win a series in a best of competition by winning the last games of the competition. If you have to win n games to win the series, then you lose the first n-1 games and when the last n games ie. best of seven lose the first 3 games and win the last 4 games.

2. To tickle someones anus with facial hair, preferably a mustache.

A: The Red Wings are out of the Stanley Cup playoffs.
B: The Red Wings will pull the rarest of sweeps the backdoor sweep on tjeir way to winning the Cup!

by hhiser May 7, 2010

Canadian Backhoe

When you have buttsex with a chick and pull out and wipe your penis on her father

I fucked this chick last night, but couldn't finish off untill dad came in.I beat him down and gave him the Ol' Canadian Backhoe

by Crappy Diaper September 16, 2008