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Bus Driver

Any friend of yours in there 20's who is obsessed with dating and or making out with underage girls simply on the grounds that legal ones are a hassle emotionally.
my older brother was being abus driver on these freshman just last week at the park
by bloodydroolpitt September 28, 2006
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bus driver

A person who drives buses and then picks up young girls for sex on the back seat of the bus!!
Usually called Harry
Bus Driver: Alright Love? Fancy a shag?
Dirty School Girl: OK i'm easy but need paying.
Bus Driver: Ok then how much
Dirty School Girl:not much im cheap - £20
Bus Driver:Give ya a fiva
Dirty School Girl:ok im gagging for it
Bus Driver: OK we will drive up Aldershot afterwards to get some chicken
Dirty School Girl: I dont want no chiken!! I only want a shag cas i'm a dirty little whore!!
Bus Driver: And im the peedo who gunna give it to ya on the back seat of my double decker bus!!
by Bob May 19, 2004
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bus bryl

n., the greasy smear left behind on a bus window by the hair product of a passenger who rested his or her head against that window (derived from 'Brylcream')
I'd take a window seat except for that nasty bus bryl.
by copyedit October 7, 2006
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Bus 84

perhaps the worst bus concieved in the history of buses and the combination of the number 84. the bus itself is a perfect specimen, but untold horrors lurk on the inside. The conversations on bus 84 are rarely interesting and/or relevant, aka: "talking shit". The inhabitants of the bus include Ian Fozzard(lol), the elite coaching prodigy, Brayden Wilks, that kid Shayden who always tease everyone unsuccessfully and those girls at the back who sit there and laugh uncontrollably and irritatingly at derogitory terms.
Those girls at the back on bus 84: PENIS!
(all of the girls at the back laugh)

Bus 84 inhabitant #1: hey look at the pokemon i drew
Bus 84 inhabitant #2: oh is that (insert pokemon name here)
Bus 84 inhabitant #1: nahh, this is the evolved version (insert pokemon name here)

bus 84 inhabitant #1: hey brayden, why do you look so sad?
brayden wilks: maybe because this bus is the equivalent to being gagged and violated in alf stewarts rape dungeon and my brain cant hold any more information collected from "talking shit"
by alf stewart July 4, 2010
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bus driver

Excellent name to use when you are 1337 at an online game. Especially if you're into online games for the sense of power, not like me when I just want to have fun.
They call me the bus driver, because I'm here to take you to school!
by Elitist January 19, 2004
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Bus 423

A place u don't wanna be
Oh no here comes Bus 423
by Lew874~ April 24, 2020
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BUS WANKER

A person that takes the bus to and from work or school. someone who is generally to lazy to walk a short distance so they get the bus.

People on the bus will often get called bus wankers by people passing.

Old people will use the bus. just because it's free. Not because there lazy. they could run the marathon.
by MR BUS WANKER October 6, 2009
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