skeet burrito 

When you use the sheets that the hotel supplies you with. They're clean but at some point they were used and had skeet stains, you then wrap yourself in a burrito or sleeping bag form, thus you are the skeet burrito.

When you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel.

John's got himself all wrapped up and cozy in that skeet burrito.

skeet burrito by Youtube: Smile4CommunityCam January 6, 2011

New York Burrito 

The sexual act of pooping in a woman's vagina.

Because Eric didn't like the idea of shitting in a woman's vagina, the thought of a New York Burrito appalled him.

New York Burrito by Jo Fo May 12, 2006

Tijuana breakfast burrito 

When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.

I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

Tijuana breakfast burrito by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (CDBB) 

When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.

Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (CDBB)?

Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.

Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (CDBB) by Manuel Martinez May 31, 2009

no burrito mode

When you have no burrito and you are sad

"I have no money...I'm in no burrito mode"

no burrito mode by Burritolover202 November 28, 2016

big burrito 

Large dick

Damn he's got a big burrito.

big burrito by Princess chanel October 28, 2017

Twin Burrito Sisters

Pair of two girls that are the bestest friends in the world and are super nice. Usually one of them will be a bitch, but once you get to know her, she will be an amazing person and friend. Also will fall for any guy. The other one will be super shy and introverted at first. But, then as you get to know her, she becomes the life of the party and is amazing to have around. As a bonus, they are both thicc asfff. Great to have around as they are both very weird and funny.

Dang look at them. I bet they're Twin Burrito Sisters.

Twin Burrito Sisters by ThiccerThanABowlOfOatmeal September 27, 2018