Pre-Board Ejaculation

When you write up a car deal and count it before its delivered.

Wow you Pre-Board Ejaculationed the whole week!! What the Hell

by CJ Romig August 12, 2008

fobr boardies

take fun in spamming the patd boards
have a confusing message board layout.

my favourite band is fob i just hate the boards.

patd boardies: fobr is spamming again. weew.
fobr boardies: MUAH AHAHA IMA SPAM U. IM SOO KOOL WITH A K.

by alltimeblow-nothingpersonal August 26, 2009

long boarder

someone who has moved on from "new school" skate boarding to a more faster variety of skating. long boaders can't do many tricks but kick a*se at speed. long boards are easier to learn to ride than skate bpards as they have more balance, but once you get into long boadrs with suspension and add the speed it's really quite hard. Long Boards are Exceptionally good for "bum boarding" and "twin Tagging". Both are where you sit on the board and go down a huge steep street...like melafont street, twin tagging is just where it's two people on the one board.. normally you twin tag if it's your frist time and sit at the front. Long boarders are not skaters, and are generally tougher...therefore if you call one a skater fag you will ganerally get beaten up.

random: get a life you skater fag
long boarder: what did you call me?
random: skater fag
long boarder: *bashes random*
random: *spends next 6 months in hospital recovering*

by Jax The Next Ripper September 18, 2006

bora bora

A fabulous island used for depressed souls ... wake me up wake me up inside

I went to bora bora before I'm dead

by Hello bb March 1, 2017

Boarder

A person that Snowboards. They differ slightly from Skaters. They tend to be more in touch with the world and the elements. Wear less baggier jeans, more Brand names such as Quicksilver and O'Neil. Boarders also laze about too much,doing what they want,when they want. Apart from these minor details they look identical to Skaters.
Townies will hate them...
Townie
Skater

Boarders are not unlike Skaters. Wearing and doing generally the same apart from being strapped to a board with no wheels at 3000ft.

by RunOfTheMill April 14, 2004

boards.ie

the end of the world

by Skippy the bush kangachicken April 26, 2003

weegee board

An ouija board. The game played on it is a fortune-telling game that is thought to bring demonic possesion down on certain people who play it.

Ouija player 1: Aww shit, dis weegee board be givin me the creeps, yo.
Ouija player 2: F-fff-fo shizzz-le mah nizz-zz-le. *shivers*
Ouija player 3: Y'all quit being pussies and move tha damn thing!

by Mark H June 17, 2004