Bollocks

In modern short terms: Bullshit
In old terms: An eggplant

Example 1
Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one

Example 2
Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time

by Juice WRLD but alive May 23, 2021

Multi-Bollock

Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)

Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.

by Busspass February 12, 2023

Talking bollocks

Lying about an event or situation.

He’s talking bollocks. He did not burgle that shop.

by Robdog July 9, 2018

Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description

“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock”

by Brie twighlight September 6, 2018

popcorn bollocks

Popping inside the scrottom until it gets so swallen that is splits right down the seem

I painted so many yellow poles it gave me popcorn bollocks

by Master baiter972527 February 1, 2018