Blonde Envy

A Woman who wishes she was blonde.

She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy

by anonymous February 17, 2021

Republican blonde

This phrase refers to the hair color commonly found amongst women who badly bleach their hair to look more like their right-wing idols, Ivanka Trump, Tomi Lahren, etc. They can be any age, but always have conservative beliefs and are often the ones to call in reports of POC doing non-criminal things, like walking in their own neighborhood, etc.

Well, I wanted to try a new look for my hair but I didn’t want to end up republican blonde, ya know?

by Strawberrybetty January 14, 2021

Blonde starfish

A bleached asshole.

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.

by JAKIL June 7, 2016

Beyond Blonde

1. Dumber than dumb
2. Dumber than a stereotypical blonde
3. No clue
4. Clueless
5. Unaware of surroundings
6. Air head

1. Man that dude can’t spell a two syllable word
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the World Trade Center, you know twin towers
Beyond Blonde: what! when? ...oh you mean the County Jail (Los Angeles County Jail) is refered to “twin towers”
3.friend 1: “What a dumb ass!” He went an did it anyway.

Friend 2: yeah I told em too
Friend 1: that muthaf*^ka’s beyond blonde

by byMarkeeDeejune2018 June 30, 2018

Undercover Blond

A brunette CONVINCED they are blond/e and everyone around them just doesn´t recognize that their hair consists entirely of golden locks.

Kensyn is such an undercover blond!

by GenesisDanny March 14, 2019

Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G May 7, 2018

Blonde teeth

when a male or female who have a pee fetish get their teeth a very very dark shade of yellow from people pissing on and in them

Wow yesterday was a crazy night I think I have blonde teeth

by Fgyhujkiop March 30, 2017