An unshaven vagina that has been infected by a rash. Similar to a blue waffle, but the difference lies with whether or not the vagina has been shaved. Can also be called "The Sarah Palin Waffle."
Ted: Holy crap Margaret, you have Alaskan Waffle!
Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!
Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!
by Comrade_Jon December 28, 2010
Get the Alaskan Waffle mug.He's one of the cuter guys with the sexiest body you'll find. He's sweet and caring at times but he can also be the biggest dick ever...But in the end he will care for who he loves and you're pretty lucky if he loves you! I'll do anything for an Alaster they are completely one of a kind and they all have their own special thing. Alasters are overal great and fun people to talk and hang out with.
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by Caucasiansensation December 6, 2011
Get the Baked Alaskan mug.A cute, adorable, sweet hearted girl that is so amazingly cute. She has a very cute smile and beautiful brown eyes. She is the best girl a guy can have
by Shake swag January 5, 2014
Get the alasandra mug.A method of contraception involving sticking ones balls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy.
She couldn't get the pill, and he couldn't go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the Alaskan contraceptive.
by Grande02 November 2, 2008
Get the Alaskan contraceptive mug.When you take a bong rip, then while holding in the smoke you chug a beer, then exhale the smoke and quickly inhale a hit of nitrous oxide.
Yo Tim I just got some nitrous whippets from Starbucks, want to do an alaskan crab fisherman an git highh?
by Smokethebongeveryday April 5, 2011
Get the Alaskan Crab Fisherman mug.Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.
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