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Node Anxiety

The general sense of unease followed by intense sweating and nausea when checking your ETCPOW nodes.
Oh crap, I've got a serious case of Node Anxiety rn bro.
by Crypto Punter December 7, 2023
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anxiety failure

When someone, specifically someone who likes/wants/has printers, wants to have anxiety but ultimately fails.
That girl just had an anxiety failure last night.
by MerBudd January 21, 2022
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Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
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kitchen anxiety

Reluctancy to enter your kitchen at uni in case of running into your flatmates.
“I need to make dinner but Ben is in the kitchen right now, my kitchen anxiety is through the roof
by Angry.Potato February 9, 2023
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Pack Anxiety

A feeling of anxiety while waiting for your next package to land.
New packs boutta be fire bro but I cant hang tonite; got that pack anxiety
by Fineman101 April 24, 2021
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Plop Anxiety

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet
I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real
by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024
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Anxiety

The anxiety is exhausting, loud and deep, But she has promises to keep,
Until then she shall not sleep.
She lies in bed with ducts that weep. Heavy pressure on the chest.
shes is starting to get stressed.
She needs to calm down.
But she can't seem to get rid of that frown. “Think of a happy thought,
before you get caught.”
Tears are running out.
Her head is blacking out.
Too many thought float in her mind.
How does she Unwind.
Anxiety is my worst enemy but I have become it’s best friend or it’ll eat me alive
by ~Daniela January 24, 2021
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