Allen

He may not be the most beautiful or amazing person, but there is one thing that makes him the best.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.

"Did allen get shot?" -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle

by this creature August 15, 2023

allen

creap, foot fetish typed of person.

Allen is adicted to seeing feet

by Emma23567890-= April 20, 2024

Angus Allen

Certified main character energy. Moves through life like he’s the one directing the movie, and everybody else is just auditioning for supporting roles. Known for dropping lines so smooth they slide straight past the friend zone and land in “when are you free?” territory. Girls don’t just vibe with his rizz—they get curious, hooked, and lowkey addicted to the way he makes every convo feel like it’s written by the universe itself. A master at mixing charm with confidence, he doesn’t chase—he attracts, and somehow always leaves ‘em wondering how they just fell into his story.

Her: “So what do you do?”
Angus Allen: “Honestly? I don’t do much… I just make life feel like a movie. And right now, you just walked on set.”
Her: “Oh really? And what role am I playing?”
Angus Allen: “Depends… you trying to be a side character, or you want the lead with me?”

by SussyGussy67 September 21, 2025

Allen is really bored

A group of border hoppers
Women
And a
Monkey

Allen is really bored is cool

by Cooldark February 28, 2024

matthew allen bratton

Matthew a bratton is a good dude. Honest and fun to be around. Nice at all times but if you cross them it will be bad. Fire in the bedroom and giving lover.

A matthew Allen bratton is a great person and a amazing lover.

by I lost him April 15, 2020

Allen

Allen is a middle-aged man who has a dent on their head. They also are dumb and stupid. They also are a rude person to many

Omg, that Allen was so rude!

by Chanel Perkins September 18, 2022

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019