aluminumy

When the beer you're drinking tastes like the can you're drinking it out of.

Man, this beer tastes aluminumy!

by Fuckyoufuckme May 9, 2018

The Albemarle County Theory

The theory that all hot guys in Albemarle County,VA will move,turn gay,realize they are a woman,or get a bad haircut,therefore ruining any hotness they ever had.

Also,this theory includes Alec,who suffers from Can't-Keep it-in-his-pants-itis.Lucky for him,hes pretty hot.Makes up for it.

"Hey,that WAHS boy is pretty hot."
"He realized last week hes a woman."
"Dammit!This proves The Albemarle County Theory."

"Wow,that guy from AHS is cute"
"Hes moving to Nebraska"
"Stupid Albemarle County Theory has to be right every time."

by jooincville April 8, 2009

maddy albury

She is a shit cunt with one arm and can’t ride a bike

Maddy Albury is a shit cunt

by Pseudond September 11, 2018

Acting Albuquerque

The byproduct behavior of generation after generation of incest amongst themselves. Everybody is ghetto, thinks they are better than others. Yet are still broke and on food stamps with no other options. Upssesed with and red and green sauce on everything. They brush their teeth with it. Everyone has ghetto arm tattoos and gauges. The females are whores and the men think they’re the best fuckin thing on the planet. People are such dead beets they only look forward to in life is party and drugs. And incest.

You’re acting Albuquerque! Stop it right now!

by Dildotrump November 26, 2020

alluminati

Illuminati is often misspelled on the internet as alluminati.

"Can you tell me about the Alluminati?"
"it's actually *Illuminati"

by EnglishNazi August 14, 2016

Albuquerque

Possibly the greatest comedy song ever written. It was written by Wierd Al Yancovic, a very funny artist. It is aprox. 11:22 long, and is featured in his album Running with Scissors.

"Hey guess what? I know all the words of Wierd al's Albuquerque!"
"Oh, yea? Well, sing it to me!"
"Well, I would, except we're not talking, i am posting a definition of the song on UrbanDictionary.com and I would post all the words, but unfortunately i cant because the stupid thing says that i have used the word 'said' too much... which is very true."
"Ah, I see. I will go look up the lyrics and download the song, then."

by Twalger April 29, 2005

aluminum

A derogatory name for bands and music relating to the "nu-metal" genre. The expression is supposed to give off the connotation that it is not as heavy as true metal and often made from old, recycled material. However, keep in mind such phrases are commonly misused.

> Holy crap, the new Chevelle CD is out!
> Been listening to too many "rock alternative" radio stations lately? Why don't you go see a KoRn concert when you're done listening to "Wait And Bleed" for the fifty-billionth time?
> Uh... new Metallica is teh r0x0rr!


Poor example:


> System Of A Down is such a generic aluminum band.
> Dipshit, if you knew anything, you'd know their music derives from a culmination of indigenous Armenian styles of music with American post-hardcore and they possess an intellectual and creative edge unseen in almost any other modern metal band.
> Uh... I'm going to go listen to Soil now.

by b1lskirnir March 7, 2005