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albert

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.
by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022
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Tyksakken Albert

A fat person that strives to always be the best in class, while at the same time being an utter faggot. He likes to eat shit on the daily and feed his shit to chickens on his retarded farm.
Did you remember when Simon would always correct you in class he was just like Tyksakken Albert
by LordBendtner.com December 20, 2023
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Pulling a Albert

To repeat something someone had just said like the great Albert Einstein
He's pulling a Albert repeating a joke I just told
by 1234abd October 13, 2023
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Albert

Camper; noun. A person who likes to stay still in one spot till the end of a foreseen event. Could not be deterred, regardless of k/d ration in-game . Tends to go by el ladykiller42 on domination and free for all.
Effin' Albert!!!!!
Yo, stop camping albert and start shooting, you camper!!
by Elcoolaxis84 November 24, 2021
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Albert

Albert has a big Bunda and is gay AF
He likes to sucking big dicks and licking assholes.
,,Oh you like sucking dick like Albert‘‘
by Bella_101 November 25, 2021
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Alberte

The best person you'll ever meet. She loves space and dreams about going there sometime.

She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.
Person 1: Alberte is such a sweetheart
Person 2: Ikr, she's such a cutie
by Kiwi0300 March 25, 2018
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albert county liquor pig

short (ACLP)
A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick
Did you see Ricky last night?
No

He drank a hole 24 he is totally an albert county liquor pig
by glenn swagmire October 8, 2025
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