alarm clock

the act of waking up in the morring to the sound or smell of your own fart or shit

dude the alarm clock i had this morrning runied my bedsheets

by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013

Allahu Akbarz

Raps written and performed by an Arabic rapper

"muhammad spitting those explosive allahu akbarz"

by RazorWyreX April 7, 2015

Fire alarm

To open a girls pussy lips, and pour hot sauce inside until she screams

I gave Tiffany quite the fire alarm yesterday

by Anthony5344 June 16, 2017

Four Legged Alarm System

A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".

I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!

by Jay Dog February 3, 2010

Jessica Alba

A B-List Hollywood actress who spends 60% of her time frying on the beach; 20% of her time walking around with an "I'm too good for everyone else" expression while paparazzi snap away; and the remaining 20% on deciding what new flip flops to buy to add to her collection of 500.

I'm Jessica Alba, I can get away with being a total bitch off camera b/c I'm like totally the hottest thing ever to have ever graced the earth...

by Van De Brink April 12, 2007

jessica alba

An overly paid so-called actress who's good looks overcompensates for her mediocre (hmmm....that's putting it mildly) acting skills. Someone with absolutely no other talent besides looking good.

Have you seen Jessica Alba's new movie? Her performance was like watching a train wreck.

by Sunshine81 December 30, 2007

alari

An odd person with many personalities.
They are very strange with other people but can steal your man is an instance.

Alari has many. Guy friendz

by Muttog December 21, 2016