Liverpool BMX president Neil Cameron said, despite the name, Kama Kazi is a "lovely bloke", "great with the kids" and also an "absolute unit".
by Delbosco October 14, 2021
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A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.
A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.
Bruh babe bro...Emma...is an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.
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Get the Absoluteness mug.An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
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A very large, obese cat.
In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).
An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit
A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).
An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit
A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022
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WAA AWA AWA WAA WA AWA WANYA
(waddle dee reference)
WAA AWA AWA WAA WA AWA WANYA
(waddle dee reference)
person: look!!! see that goomba
person 2: yesh. what about it??? (yesh intentional)
person: it is an absolute wah
person 2: yesh. what about it??? (yesh intentional)
person: it is an absolute wah
by sh1dandp1zz May 12, 2022
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