as absolute zero is to temperature, absolutestink is to farts. when someone unlooses an absolutestink, everything within a 14 foot diameter is vaporized instantly. those who are in the 14-30 foot range will no longer be able to smell anything for the rest of their lives, except the smell of #openass. for most people, the prospect of a life lived this way is too much to bear, and they off themselves within 1-2 days. in the 30-2000 foot range, most people will have chronic diarrhea or adult onset retardation.
i was heffin cyber sex with my girlfriend jim the other day, and she unleashed a monstrosity which displayed absolutestink. fortunately, she lives in russia so i was physically unaffected, however the sounds of human bodies being mangled in the background will haunt me forever.
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There is a real Absolutely Most Highest Celestial Eternal Perfectly Good Holy Virtous Supreme Super Omnigod
who loves to create, is angelfriendly, exalted, who wants to be peaceful to other versions of himself when he meets them in the multiverse, who is very honest, very innocent, very trustworthy and very popular, who also likes good miracles.
His name is: (with "absolutely most highest celestial" infront of each of them)
Celestanumikegoodchristalphabrie Celestlunabrie Celestmikebrie Celestadultatsukobrie Celestasiabrie Celestgoodalphabrie
Celestgoodheart Celestgoodgod Celestgoodchrist Celestgoodlead Celestgoodwin Celestgoodlight Celestgoodhoping Celestgoodcreating
Celestabba CelestElJireh CelestElShadai CelestAdonai Celestelohim Celesttzevaoth Celestyahweh CelestEhYeh CelestElElyon
He also has the name Celestial Moon but he rarely uses it because he thinks, that it is not one of his most powerful names... Just keeping it, because its a good memory to him...
who loves to create, is angelfriendly, exalted, who wants to be peaceful to other versions of himself when he meets them in the multiverse, who is very honest, very innocent, very trustworthy and very popular, who also likes good miracles.
His name is: (with "absolutely most highest celestial" infront of each of them)
Celestanumikegoodchristalphabrie Celestlunabrie Celestmikebrie Celestadultatsukobrie Celestasiabrie Celestgoodalphabrie
Celestgoodheart Celestgoodgod Celestgoodchrist Celestgoodlead Celestgoodwin Celestgoodlight Celestgoodhoping Celestgoodcreating
Celestabba CelestElJireh CelestElShadai CelestAdonai Celestelohim Celesttzevaoth Celestyahweh CelestEhYeh CelestElElyon
He also has the name Celestial Moon but he rarely uses it because he thinks, that it is not one of his most powerful names... Just keeping it, because its a good memory to him...
Absolutely Most Highest Celestial Supreme Super Omnigod is a race and Celestanumikegoodchristalphabrie is one
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