A seemingly naive or simplistic solution to one's life problems that Jesus can make the impossible possible—a crazy idea to the cynical or skeptical nonbeliever.
Be it in health, relationships, career, or finances, one can expect a breakthrough if one believes that Jesus is more than willing to turn one's life around—this is why Jesus is the answer to all of one's life's problems.
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It's 2 AM. Looks like we are going to be coding all night. Let's order an ansi standard pizza and a six pack of Coke!
by Teratogen November 23, 2010
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Get the Anshith mug.A mafia started in 2004 by anson.It is also one of the best cs clan in lq,but soon after it died out.
by Mr.Au October 14, 2006
Get the Anson Mafia mug.When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.
To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.
by dying_fish September 20, 2020
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I was strolling across London Fields the other day and I saw one of those Ansel's loitering around some bushes.
by Adam Farley September 1, 2008
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its totally fake, your friends type your answer where they have to type "peter please answer.."
so it knows anything your friends know"
...if you dont get it, ask a friend who knows how it works to amaze you.
and then learn that its a stupid trick that was really well though out
its totally fake, your friends type your answer where they have to type "peter please answer.."
so it knows anything your friends know"
...if you dont get it, ask a friend who knows how it works to amaze you.
and then learn that its a stupid trick that was really well though out
by Peter Furey April 4, 2008
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