almond rocks

(Slang) The male member, aka balls.

Tom was struck in the almond rocks by Carl.

by Mike Washington September 25, 2005

almond joy

The act in which a man lays a dump across a girl's pussy and then proceeds to ejaculate on the excrement.

Dude, I totally gave Suzy an almond joy last night!

by tomphoofer August 13, 2007

almond joy

the act of using marzipan as sexual lubricant

"I gave my girlfriend the almond joy last night.....my dick feels like it's been through a belt sander"

by impervious May 16, 2008

Alfonzo

Alfonzo is a piece of shit, who has a small dick. He pissed on Gru, and resembles Fagnus in behaviour. He hurt Jessicah's feelings, and now everyone wants him to commit penis vacuum.

"Bruv, you seen Alfonzo lately? He stole my vacuum."
"Yeah bruv, he used it on himself, that's why he's absent."
"Fuckin' lobotomite."

by GmodMagician April 13, 2020

Alfondo

I fictional character created by a bunch of grade twelve students.

Hey look, I'm going to draw silly faces on the chalk board. Look! It looks like an AlFondo. Rad.

by SomeGradeTwelveStudentHah May 1, 2009

almost black

When your on the edge of being a true nigga

Im clost to being a true negro or almost black

by leclec April 21, 2014

almotaz billah

A name given only to those who have proven themselves worthy in a past life. Usually the head of a ninja clan.

Man I wish I could be reincarnated as an almotaz billah. I'd get so much pussy

by 123chrissy456 January 4, 2018