colon-aid

anything consumed that asists in the function of your colon or other defecatory functions. etymology of the word is rooted in "gator-aid".

man, a camel filterless and a cup of black coffee in the morning is like colon-aid for me. don't come into the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes after i'm done.

by shifter2 February 21, 2008

New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.

Jake hearts the D and has New Aids

by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011

Weed aids

The fatal disease you receive for either going anti-clockwise or skipping someone out in a weed circle. Symptoms involve nosebleeds, projectile vomiting and green discharge

"oi don't skip Jake out you'll get weed aids you speck-head

by Maxxxxxam November 23, 2019

Terminal Aids

Somebody that finishes off a player mid-fight in fortnite battle royale

"that kid that finished me of last night has terminal aids"

by Doctor Aids January 9, 2019

Brand Aid

Someone who wears only one brand, essentially spending everything they own to fund their obsession to abercrombie and fitch, hollister etc..

Person 1- did you see tiffany's new hollister shirt?

Person 2- dude, shes a brand aider.. what did you expect?

by only unused name May 28, 2011

Aids-juice

Aidsjuice is an racist slur to refer to blood of black people.

That nigga leaking aids-juice after being stabbed

by Mr Christian August 11, 2017

AIDS beard

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.

"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."

by Passionate James January 19, 2014