Trust me bro

A phrase that is used when you say something fake or unrealistic, you can say “trust me bro “

commonly used by Mr Li

Person A: Dinosaurs are alive right now.
Person B: Nah thats fake bro
Person A: trust me bro

by thejokefinder October 13, 2025

Trust: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Trust: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 5, 2025

Trust

Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob

I trust you with that

by Lord Hickory May 31, 2023

Trust Whore

A trust whore is someone who gives out their trust and kindness for free. it's kind of like a regular whore but you don't see it as an easy first time, you see it as a person you can easily manipulate. so, be careful with who you befriend. you could end up a trust whore.

shortened version is "trore".

Person 1: I can't believe you're dating Person 3 for the fifth time, you know they manipulated you and stabbed you in the back for Person 4!
Person 2: I know they did, but I know what I'm doing. so back off. I don't care if they manipulate me for person 4, I trust them!

person 2 is a trust whore. I know who you are. but I'm not letting you know.

by OnyxLagger June 2, 2023

Trust

According to narkspeak, a trust campaign will be launched at you for several successive weeks before you are betrayed by them. The word will be used over and over, by all sorts of people in your environment. This is a red flag. The narcissists are begging for your trust not because they are trustworthy, but because they are preparing to betray your already eroded trust in them.

"Trust us," said the man, with a knife hidden behind his back, encouraging the woman to walk before him.

by TruthfulAvatar March 2, 2023

trust funds

Sarcastic term for da sizeable wad of cash dat a lying chat-contact from Ghana or Nigeria asked you to send to him/her, supposedly in order to give said foreigner confidence dat you're "for real" prior to his traveling overseas to meet you in person. Doubly a bad idea for you to actually comply with, of course, since (A) this OTHER person should conceivably be da one to prove to YOU dat he/she is legit, since presumably you will likely be da one who will be paying for most of da person's expenses if he/she comes to see you, and (B) most likely said conniving moocher is merely trying to con money out of you, and in reality has no actual intention of ever making any travel-plans to hang out with you.

Every hot-bodied chick I meet online seems to want me to send them trust funds!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024