slice the pie

A popular method of clearing a room in a tactical assault. Used in IDPA and other shooting competitions

Matt sliced the pie like a true operator with his AR.

by mrPickles September 06, 2004

home pie

A man's wife, who knows her place, and keeps it warm for him. (The place, not "the pie" Ha ha)

Yo, Home Pie, I'll be home at 6:00, have my pork chops ready.

My misty gets more freaky than my Home Pie.

by H. Pie August 26, 2004

mud pie

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.

by Doomie June 08, 2004

clown's pie

clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.

"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).

by C February 24, 2004

prison pie

What you get to eat, if you go to prison.

A hairy pie hole.

Get over here, beotch, and eat you some o' mah prison pie.

(Then the victim whimpers like a bitch curr w/ tears in its eyelids and says, "Yes, master.")

by Assex 776 December 10, 2007

spider pie

A vagina so hairy that one cannot begin to get a visual on the skin.

Regina had a monster spider pie, but Jeriputo dug in with his tongue!

by slapaho jones March 21, 2007

Dusty Pie

Describing the vaginal area of a girl who doesn't get any action. In other words, her pie is dusty.

Guy1-"God damn Shaniqua is such a prude bitch."
Guy2-"Hell yeah, she has the dustiest pie in school!!"

Guy1- "Laquisha definitely has a dusty pie; she won't fuck me for shit!!"
Guy2- "Sorry to tell you this man but i hit that box every day."

by Mandeezy Waaa August 21, 2009