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Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes
"Aww you've got goobers again"
by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
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Goober Lips

A typical construction worker who can't understand what the FUCK is going on....or if the are a meesly peasant, hobo, anyone with tats on their face, and all around pot lickers! Especially, PoT liCkeRs! And you never want a helper names charles....
"Hey where'd you get them?" What? "THEM BIG OL GOOBER LIPS!"

"Gooberlips, go get some materials!"
"Richard S."
by Spitonitpaw September 5, 2018
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Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦
Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass
by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024
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Goofy Goober

A goofy goober is a super goofy kinda guy, that also is an idiot and can be used as an insult.
Person A - "this dude just spilt some lemonade all over his trousers and it looks like he peed himself and he hasn't even realised"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"
by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022
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Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....
by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025
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goober

by sjdndn August 13, 2023
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Blonde Goober

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.
"Oh look its marg and a blonde goober, classic."
by MARG BAES August 13, 2019
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