by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022
Get the Count Humpulamug. An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
by incroyable May 22, 2009
Get the Whale Countingmug. A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.
Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
by AgileSloth July 9, 2012
Get the Pitch Countmug. The reason Boeing is making unsafe planes. Ever since they merged with McDonnell Douglas, count olaf slipped into the CEO position and is running them like a dangerously efficient monopoly so he gets all the profits.
Count olaf turned Boeing into a dangerous company that kills for money. He forced the 737 max into market and bribed the FAA to certify it and threatened to poison FAA officials if they said anything or didn’t get it certified fast enough. Can’t forget those two whistleblowers who died. It was obviously count olaf who killed them. All the Boeing employees across the factories in Everett and anywhere else are being forced to build unsafe planes otherwise he will murder them.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 31, 2025
Get the Count olafmug. 
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
Get the Inglesias Gabriel Are The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.mug. A terrifying legend that haunts the streets of h-block about a vampire like crip who opps people up at 3 am with his blicktendo and throws up the 4s.
by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
Get the Count Cripulamug.