Rule 343

This rule states that rape is always imminent, no mater what.

Noob: i got away
Cool guy: lol rule 343
Noob: *rape*
Noob: damnit

by Isokill March 8, 2011

5|*34k

1. Speak.

5|*34k is commonly used by internet chatters that learned the art of l33t(leet) speach.

0MGZ0rZ J00 C4n7 5|*34k |_337

by Lonley Echo April 4, 2007

Rule 34I

Rule 34I is used in conversations. If porn is brought up in a conversation someone can say Rule 34I. The conversation is then brought back to the point of time that porn was not mentioned and no one can talk about porn for 15 min.

Guy1: hey whats up man, wonderful weather where having.

Guy2: nothing much man you?

Guy1: well i just saw this awesome porno the other day.

Guy2: Rule 34I

Guy1: um.............. wonderful weather where having.

Guy2: Thats what i thought you said.

by sterlingclover July 28, 2012

Rule 34A

The extension of rule 34 that states that if no porn can be found of something, /b/ will make some.

newfag: I've searched everywhere for porn of an ostrich being raped by a hippopotamus. It doesn't exist and therefore rule 34 is wrong!

oldfag: Moron, rule 34A. (produces porn made in MS paint)

by Zell65 December 15, 2008

Rule 34D

If a dog exists you can find and pet him on the internet if you look long enough

Alice: Aaawww all these dogs on the internet are so cute! I wish i could pet them all!
Bob: You can, rule 34D, but you need to prepare your hands for full petting capacity!

by Artiquno June 10, 2018

Airbus A-340

An evil jetliner made by the Airbus Industrie that has an evil autopilot, the RSX 600, and has been involved in over 600 Turn-N-Dip incidents.

The lufthansa Airbus A-340 executed a turn-N-Dip, slamming into the crowd of golfers. The death toll was an estimated 500 people.

by Trell Brown May 21, 2006

Covid-3482

The pandemic never ended and it has now taken over the world by turning everyone into virgin zombies who nut into desk fans all day.

Macintosh: Hey dude did you here that Covid-3482 turns people into mindless virgin zombies?

Jimmy: *nuts in a desk fan* No but wanna eat my nut.

by CocoaVirus June 3, 2020