A 14 year boy who nonstops drink monster, juul, plays Fortnite, thinks they can skate, and shit talks their mom.
Mom: “ I’m taking away your juul, Kyle”.
Kyle: “FUCK YOU BITCH IT WAS TOOTIE FROOTY”!
Mom: “ And, your PlayStation”.
Kyle: “LISTEN HERE KAREN, YOUR JUST MAD BECAUSE DAD LEFT YOU”
Kyle: “FUCK YOU BITCH IT WAS TOOTIE FROOTY”!
Mom: “ And, your PlayStation”.
Kyle: “LISTEN HERE KAREN, YOUR JUST MAD BECAUSE DAD LEFT YOU”
by Thicc Nig Nate October 28, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle's carry an ANGRY aura around them. They prefer to punch holes through drywall and drinking monster energy drinks while playing black ops II on their xbox 360. Absolute madlads, they can take down a Chad. They aren't worthy of a Stacy, they are more worthy of a Becky. He lives in the basement of his mothers home, and refuses to pay rent. He tried to be a youtuber but his career flopped. Best friend is Dylan. Draws that really cool S symbol a lot, and thinks he's the coolest motherfucking person ever. Had braces and was a literal nerd lol.
Tyler: oh my god, who's that over there? is that Kyle?
Bill: HOLY SHIT TURN AWAY HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU!
Tyler: AAAAA HE'S GOING TO CHOKE ME WITH HIS DRYWALL-PUNCHING FIST
Tyler: *choking*
Kyle: *Cheeto dust all over Tyler's neck*
Bill: HOLY SHIT TURN AWAY HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU!
Tyler: AAAAA HE'S GOING TO CHOKE ME WITH HIS DRYWALL-PUNCHING FIST
Tyler: *choking*
Kyle: *Cheeto dust all over Tyler's neck*
by kayvaline June 14, 2019
Get the Kylemug. kyle is one of a kind. not always in the best way. since he has learned the lesson of the high ground, he has come to realize that no one should underestimate his power because he is secretly the best vigilante out there and can make your death look like an accident. Although he doesn’t need the high ground because we all know he would still win lightsaber duals. he is a good vigilante because of his idol, the one and only Batman. once you come across a kyle you have to say the magic words in order to gain his respect. lucky for you, it could be one of two things; “The Return Of The Jedi is the best Star Wars movie” or just start rapping the rap verses to cleaning out my closet, because everyone knows the chorus(you dumb fucks thinking you are real fans). Kyle is also not very social, he has three super close friends and a few other alright ones. never underestimate a kyle like I said before, he can kill you before he could even blink, and is the best vigilante to ever walk the earth. and as though he didn’t sound perfect enough- he also has a 11in peen.”
Kyle is great
by PøRń$täR July 24, 2020
Get the Kylemug. A fucking retard who believes monster energy gives him super powers and is into doing the dumbest things he can think of just to prove he’s not as retarded as everyone else thinks.
by KingTaylor898 July 13, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is usually small loves his energy drinks and footy cards, he cheats on fortnite but very loving and beautiful
by AaronBirtha August 31, 2020
Get the Kylemug. The youngest billionaire is Kyle.
by Coop Dupe March 21, 2020
Get the Kylemug. by Skjejsnan October 21, 2019
Get the Kylemug.