Kyle

A guy that drinks Monster's and punches drywall. Otherwise worthless.

Kyle: Mom where are the Monster's?

Mom: We are out.

Kyle: *Screams and punches drywall*

by CrazySkittlez June 10, 2019

Kyle

Kyle's carry an ANGRY aura around them. They prefer to punch holes through drywall and drinking monster energy drinks while playing black ops II on their xbox 360. Absolute madlads, they can take down a Chad. They aren't worthy of a Stacy, they are more worthy of a Becky. He lives in the basement of his mothers home, and refuses to pay rent. He tried to be a youtuber but his career flopped. Best friend is Dylan. Draws that really cool S symbol a lot, and thinks he's the coolest motherfucking person ever. Had braces and was a literal nerd lol.

Tyler: oh my god, who's that over there? is that Kyle?
Bill: HOLY SHIT TURN AWAY HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU!
Tyler: AAAAA HE'S GOING TO CHOKE ME WITH HIS DRYWALL-PUNCHING FIST
Tyler: *choking*
Kyle: *Cheeto dust all over Tyler's neck*

by kayvaline June 14, 2019

Kyle

It's a trap!

Don't trust Kyle. It's a trap.

by JustAnotherGuyWithNoFriends August 17, 2019

Kyle

The guy that nobody likes.

Kyle was so annoying today, he wouldn’t stop tapping the table.

by CharlieChops August 30, 2019

Kyle

nickname from Kardashian family members for Kylie Jenner.

The youngest billionaire is Kyle.

by Coop Dupe March 21, 2020

Kyle

Got some fuck up ass teeth

Damn bro fix yo teeth Kyle

by Xtrap May 31, 2020

Kyle

Loves to drink an absurd amount of Monster energy drink, hangs out with only others like him, loves to wear fitted flat billed hats and drives a lifted truck with wheels that stick way out, he also flies different flags on said truck but normally a US flag. He love to brag about how women love to ride in his truck. May also have or wear the logo "Cocaine and Caviar"

"Bro, we should go to the beach and check out them hoes, they love to ride in my truck" -Kyle

by Big Chillin June 4, 2020