LaVeyan Satanism

Atheistic Satanism otherwise know as Atheism but you do all the fun stuff that makes christians mad + your get a kick ass role model known as the man himself, Satan.

Yeah regular atheism is cool, but have you tried LaVeyan Satanism.

by transmasc witch June 14, 2022

Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole

Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

satan’s pancake

When you eat too much spicy food and just before you poop, you squeeze your butt cheeks together so that it comes out flat and fiery.

I ate a ton of peppers and created three separate Satan’s Pancakes out of my asshole.

by Echowood August 30, 2018

Satanic Blast

When you fart so loud your friend thinks they just heard the roar of satan

*fart* oh baby, did you hear that satanic blast John

by Undatedshrimp June 10, 2016

Stinky Satan

When your fart has such a deep pitch and is so loud that it sounds like a demon escaped your asshole

Guy One: BRUUUUUUUGHRFF
Guy Two: Wtf was that?!
Guy One: Sorry man, I think I just let out a stinky satan

by MeatGrease June 12, 2021

Satan Face

Satan Face is a force much like troll face.

Unlike troll face Satan face makes you kill your self not make you mad. Satan face must always have a capital S to show the severity of the matter.

"Uwe Boll has pissed me off for the last time with another shitty video game movie!"- Bill

"I'M GONNA MURDA HIS FAMILY!"- Tom

"Bro u need to get off that Satan Face shit u gonna get sent to prison."- James

by XxBlack ReaperX December 8, 2011

Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021