fall off a turnip truck

To be naive, uninformed, or unsophisticated, in the manner of a rustic person.

"fall off a turnip truck" has the same meaning as "I wasn't born yesterday", pretty much.

by mdwinston December 16, 2016

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 7, 2017

Let Off

Terminology for someone implying sexual favors implicitly, yet explicitly without directly stating it.

P1: I need a favor
P2: You know what you can do to speed things up. I'll see what I can do for you. Come by tonight.
P1: you mean let off?

by RG2301 April 13, 2017

crazy off

Used in context when a thought process or idea is either ridiculous, unheard of, or plain idiotic.

"Did you hear the professor say our test is next week? We just learned the material today!"
"That's crazy off."

by Mraustintatious April 18, 2017

Jerk off tent

A place to go,and be alone,or to masturbate.

Dan said he had to poop,but i think he went to the jerk off tent.

I am going to the jerk off tent to be alone.
Wheres that?
The garage.

by Arab Beezy June 4, 2017

stay off the carpet

"stay off the carpet"

To not buy clothes and spend a lot of money at Target stores. Because the carpet is where all the clothes are.
I only spent $50 bucks at Target today because I stayed off the carpet.

I went to target today and only spent $50 dollars because I managed to stay off the carpet!

by Jush18 July 12, 2017

jerk off pants

Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.

Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.

by daddyllammaeus B July 21, 2017