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egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
by C_Corpze May 14, 2024
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Water

a mix between a hydrogen particle and two oxygen particles. something in which your body intakes as a liquid substance needed to survive. often found in oceans, lakes, rivers, ponds, air, clouds, showers, ground, and pretty much anywhere else.
brie: hey john whatcha got there?

john: some hydrogen and oxygen

brie: you mean water?

john: yes whatever you weaklings call it nowadays.
by Pattons_kiddo February 13, 2019
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Water Balloon Fight

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!
Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?
by Smash0605 June 24, 2022
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Titanic water

Water that is so fucking cold it can be compared to the water the Titanic sunk in. A temperature so low you would feel like dying if you were submerged in it for more than 10 minutes.
"Ow dude, this puddle is so cold, its like Titanic water"
by waterpark37 June 17, 2024
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water tower navigation

navigating your way on a cross-country road trip using the water towers at various small towns, which bear the town names
According to that water tower we are currently in Pinewood City, New Scotland County, just as expected. If we get lost we can continue to use water tower navigation until we get back on track.
by RepublicofC May 28, 2015
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Fancy Water

Water, which given a chance crystallize into snow.
Dammit , that fancy water brought down that fellers roof.
by fidness 1957 January 16, 2022
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Water maker

A person who cries or sweats a lot. Either a hard worker or a cry baby.
That man runs so much he must be a water maker
by freimiser July 26, 2018
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