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Deadfrog

deadforg means nothing at all i made it up off the top of my head... deadfrog...
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Dead frogs... live on...
by super nicole September 21, 2004
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deadwood gopher

Describes an office employee typically in a cubicle setup that always sticks his or her head out of the cubicle and listens to your conversations and makes comments about what you say when you aren't talking to that person. They like to stare at you for no reason and people that are walking by their cubicles. The employee is just plain nosey and frequently sucks up a pay check but has little if anything to do all day long. They are often overpaid and unfairly frequently paid more than harder working more competent employees who have to cover their asses constantly in what some employers snow-ball you with as "team work".

They usually only have their jobs because they know someone who is willing to give them what amounts to corporate welfare or charity and suck up to that person and others in power frequently. They are good about showing up to work everday on time but are generally incompetent and contribute nothing. They like to knock government welfare programs to the poor but are blind to the fact that that is exactly what they are getting from the company.

They annoy hard working employees in the office with stupid jokes or questions. They have the obnoxious habit of rudely interrupting your work related conversations to make stupid comments without excusing themselves or apologizing. Since they have nothing to do all day long and really don't want to learn to do anything, they frequently bother you while you are tring to do your own work because they are bored.
Doug is a deadwood gopher. Anytime 2 people are having a private conversation he not only listens to it, but chimes in unvited with his 2 cents.

Dave was a really dumb-ass deadwood gopher. It's bad enough he didn't have anything to do all day long and bothered people because he was bored, but he wandered about the building into other departments making it obvious that he had nothing to do. That is what got him canned.

Shortly after her boss' retirement, Diane was laid off for incompetence. Like a typical deadwood gopher, she was clueless about finding work. She would call people and tell them to find her a job. She would also tell potential employers to hire her because she had bills to pay instead of trying to sell herself on what she could do for them.
by La Da Dee November 9, 2005
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Boy do you wanna go to deadmonton and get scared?
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deadster

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After the avalanche of emo records settled into a fine debris, there were mass amounts of deadsters spewed about the streets of Silverlake.
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deadly fairies

noun. also known as "fairies of death"; small creatures resembling humans that wear all black and wreak death and destruction upon humans.
We saw the deadly fairies and knew they were harbingers of death. Soon afterwards, we died. It was sad.
by malchik_gei March 27, 2007
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DEADASS

An insult directed at an individual to highlight their inability to perform a simple task or or otherwise learn from their mistakes and surroundings.

One who has the mental acuity of a corpse's ass.

Not to be confused with the adjective dead-ass or dead-pan which describe the seriousness with which someone emotes or conveys something.
Person A: *pushes on door clearly marked "PULL" *

Person B: *waits frustratedly behind Person A *

Person A: *looks at sign... pushes harder*

Person B @ Person A: I think it's a pull not a push, friend.

Person A: I know.. *Grunts while pushing on door*

Person C: *Walks past person A and B, pulls on door and exits*

Person B: *stares as door slowly swings shut in front of them... continues pushing"

Person B @ Person A: DEADASS!
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I'm hit once then deada

Well, that's what it sounds like, but it might not be what he said. Although "then deada" rhymes with vendetta, the meaning isn't entirely clear. "Hit" can mean shot, so it could mean that the girl is so attractive that seeing her is as powerful as being shot - like being "knocked out" by her beauty.
50 Cent's.
by Fangsta December 15, 2003
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