salisbury slut

When a female of the loose variety only puts out for TV dinners. A rare breed indeed, this creature is usually found in the tall grass of southern states. The range of acceptable TV dinners vary from, Stouffers, Banquet, Hungry-Man and in rare cases Kids Cuisine. If acquired, a man must be certain to never let go, as the profit margins in this relationship favor the man. 10 dollars spent and the channel turned to the price is right, is the only requirement for a romantic evening.

Son: Dad! i was going to take my girlfriend out to a romantic night out at Arby's. But turns out she just wants to stay home and dig into a Stouffers tray.
Dad: Wow son! you got yourself a real "Salisbury Slut" . I'd say you'd hold onto her tight, because she sounds like a real special gal.
Son: Well i'll be a monkeys uncle! You bet i will pops.

by 2 Testa-cool 4 U February 19, 2017

slut

a person who has slept with alot of people and is youngish

"she has slept with so many people"
"that is what we call a slut"

by tortoisecake October 2, 2019

slut chew

people who chew with their mouth open

she was doing a slut chew

by michael million August 18, 2016

Undercover Slut

The girl that you wouldn't expect to be easy and hides her body count very well. Another word for Closeted Whore.

Ledantre: This girl _____ I've been talking to is honestly the best dude.
Sharmarquerifa: Yoooo, you ain't heard? She one of them Undercover Slut's, don't hit it dude you might catch somethin'.

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat February 6, 2020

Monster Slut

A person that has a crippling addiction to Monster Energy Drinks, these people are usually femboys, Car enthusiasts, and single dads that work in construction.

Person: did you hear how much Jack spent on monster drinks? i heard he spent like 100$ on monster in just a week!
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.

by Landa the monster addict November 17, 2023

slut second

For your buddy that's only on time when there's the potential getting laid.

For the homie that always lags... But when there's a girl to bang, he'll be there in a slut second.

by JPeoples July 16, 2014

Slut sleeve

(Noun)
When a girl is drunk and her sweater sleeve or top of shirt is coming off, exposing shoulder and upper body in a scandalous manner

"Yo that girl has major slut sleeve going on"

by Realtalkgirl May 21, 2013