One tit wonder

When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.

Friend A: "You get it in last night?"

Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."

by hahahahhahahahannah June 15, 2018

bust a skinny one

To only ejaculate a small amount i.e a dribble

Evan: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
Finn: "I went to bust a skinny one, sorry."

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

One Stroke Warrior

When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.

Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."

by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018

Taking one for the team

Essentially getting with the most hideous out of a group of potential mates. Typically used in male circles about women, calling this individual the grenade. Doing this would allow for friends to get some.

You'd really be taking one for the team man.

by CaptainKekon August 12, 2018

One Scott minute

The time between one minute and 36 hours

Scott 'I'll call back in one minute' then 3 days pass with no contact that is one Scott minute

by 13579876543212468 August 21, 2018

Xbox One S

Pretty much a better version of the Xbox One, and it runs evenly good as a PS4 Plus. Unlike PS4 it can actually run 30 FPS on 4K.

Just by a PC instead of a console like PS4 or an Xbox One S

by Dakiji February 5, 2019

Add one to the statistic

This phrase could mean one of two ways:

1. Adding one to the number of suicides in general.

2. Adding to on the number of murders in general.

You may have to be smart to understand this joke.

1. You look depressed. You look like you're about to add one to the statistic.

2. You look like you are about to go to some plaza and add one to the statistic.

by Michael VII June 4, 2018